what a joke Oct 21, 2009

what a joke humanity is. look at the little monkeys as they chirp and throw shit at each other over dirt. they build and paint and sing and create law. law, that most glaring of signs that there is no civilization, just loosly grouped monkeys clinging to collective dreams. lost and found and going round claiming superiority from the bottom of the pile. vile and feigning nobility with a mask of compassion and rightiousness. ever hungry, needy, devouring all in it's path shedding an imaginary tear. a foul creature envious of itself and the world that gave it life. silly monkeys just lying to themselves that they're civilized. what a joke.
God has gotta go Sep 20, 2009

"I make fun of people who are religious, because I think they are fundamentally weak. But I want you to know that on a personal level, when it comes to believing in God, I tried. I really, really tried. I tried to believe there is a God, who created us in his own image, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things.
I tried to believe it. But I have to tell you, the longer you live, the more you look arounf, the more you realize ... something is fxcked. Something is wrong. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades, Something is definitly wrong.
If this is the best God can do, I'm not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the resume of a supreme being. This is the kind of stuff you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. In any well-managed universe, this guy would've been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago.
So, if there is a God -- if there is -- I think reasonable people might agree he's at least incompetent and maybe, just maybe, he doesn't give a shit. Which I admire in a person, and which would explain a lot of his results."
George Carlin[pbuh]
the devil made him do it Sep 6, 2009

there he sits. questioning god and his creation. blaspheming with his desire to understand; his denial of what is obvious to others. he sits and contemplates right and wrong, life and death, the very mind of what he calls a lie and a failure in the modern age. blinded by logic and reason whispered in his ear by his muse, he sits there and says, there is no god.
Howdy!
How ya doing?
mikeswife
Nov 16, 2009