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*Attention All Couples..Part 2* Mar 25, 2009

Than any1 else cuz you have partners to fuk...It's called Masturbation, Im sure you've tried It...might have worked better than your partner too!! Don't cast evil glances at a person who appears to be alone cuz someone might make that a permenant look.... Can you say FREE plastic surgery?...You don't have to 'pity us fools' cuz In truth we are great! We don't have to put on a big act In scene 3 and pretend that everything's great. We don't have to Imagine or wonder where my 'other half' Is or who they're with. We can speak our minds and not piss or upset the closest Dumbass w/In range. So before you judge or mock someone who you see not fit In your 'mold' please pry your Butt's apart from each other and reflect for a moment on your own relationship. Im sure It's not perfect so get yours together and leave ours alone! If I want my shit aired I can call Dr. Phil or Oprah, they can give me better advice than you could ever give your dog. It's always easier to pick at some1 elses problems cuz the truth Is, most of you guys are not content with what you have and last time I checked that Isn't my problem....It's yours.

*Attention ALL Couples* Mar 25, 2009

Today I was at work minding my own business when this customer had the nerve to ask me If I was In a relationship...Now, that question didn't burn my ass as much as when I said 'No' She asked me If I was 'Happy' Dumbfounded I looked at her and said "WTF do you think?" Let's recap for a sec.....Im 23, have a good job, parents who love me and great friends...so why the question? Apparently I don't seem whole. I need someone up my Ass to validate my feelings 24/7, I need a bing to my bang. To all you dumb couples...being single Is not a disease! You don't have to tranquilize us or put us down! Do not pity or 'Ohhh' the person sitting alone at the restaurant across from you because they are fine! We can function, and you know what... We don't feel like the 3rd wheel when you ask us out cuz It's not a big deal! Who gave the majority of you couples your way of thinking? Were you not single at some point?..No, Im sorry, you guys are lip locked and booty fukd together, any passerbys w/out these symptoms should be Quarantined and placed with Bio Hazardous signs on our foreheads! All you 'loving' couples need to get off cloud 9 and get a reality Bitch slap. Don't judge people cuz you don't know their situations. Don't assume you're better..

This year's must hve item... KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dec 29, 2008

I cant wrk past 5 if u think I can go take a hike. i need weekends off.. HELLO!!! our camping trips r so refined. I need 2 leave early, my kid said goo goo gaa gaa! I am calling in 2day, my kids got a pain in his ass, (he sure is a pain in my ass)! I'll wrk past 8, I'll wrk every weekend, I'll cover ur leaving & don't worry about the inconvinence. See I have no kids, yes, these legs r shut tight, but 4 u loosey goosey, they r a big fucking light!!! Since I hve no kids I must hve no life. No life means no family. No family equals no friends. No friends?.. No need 4 days off!!! Run my ass ragged around the clock, just toss me a water & a towel 2 dry off.... So I say here & now, screw u & ur tight ass weekends!!! Fuck ur goo's & ur gaa's!!! Tell ur husbands or ur boyfriends.. or even tht guy u met at the bar... get a snip & a snap & get ur baby making ass the fuck back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!