A guy was sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked âWhat do you have under the newspaper, mister?ââNothing. Just a stupid bird,â the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep.When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, âI donât know. I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is Iâm here.âPolice went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her âWhat did you do to that naked fellow?âAfter a little pause, the girl replied, âTo him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire.â
A guy was sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked âWhat do you have under the newspaper, mister?ââNothing. Just a stupid bird,â the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep.When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, âI donât know. I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is Iâm here.âPolice went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her âWhat did you do to that naked fellow?âAfter a little pause, the girl replied, âTo him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire.â
realnyc Nov 15, 2008